Author: Gymnastics Fans' Confessions

“Dream UB routine for Aliya: jump to high ba…

“Dream UB routine for Aliya: jump to high bar, inbar ½ + markelov + pak + van leeuwen, inbar 1/1 + Ricna, toe on 1/1 + mustafina = 6.5 D-score (I think)”

“With all the SF garbage, Katelyn chose a gr…

“With all the SF garbage, Katelyn chose a great week to fly just under the radar with her box braids. Cultural appropriation aside, her edges must be weeping.”

“I dreamt that Simone did a stick-straight N…

“I dreamt that Simone did a stick-straight Nabieva on bars”

“I think one of my teachers is secretly Miss…

“I think one of my teachers is secretly Miss Val. Does anyone know anything about this? (kidding of course). Has anyone ever been in similar situation?”

“Calling it right now: Qi Qi is going to be …

“Calling it right now: Qi Qi is going to be a big deal.”

Admin: Reposting with the correct gymnast. Massive apologies!

“I love Aly for what she is doing for all th…

“I love Aly for what she is doing for all the girls and how she states her opinions and takes no shit from anyone but man her form was atrocious. She should have had way more deductions for that.”

“So the LSU senior class has: a homophobic w…

“So the LSU senior class has: a homophobic wannabe motivational speaker, an anti choice activist, and someone selling a pyramid scheme weight loss shake. I’m glad they never won any national championships.”

“The thing I love about the 4 (team) + 2 ind…

“The thing I love about the 4 (team) + 2 individual olympic format, is that everybody gets to compete AA in qualifications! I‘m happy we will not see a laurie/aly situation in 2020!”

“About Humphrey getting fired, that’s …

“About Humphrey getting fired, that’s really great to actually see people who suck at their jobs being fired from them, we need more of that in all walks of life.”

“Tbh I’m not surprised Jay Thompson got take…

“Tbh I’m not surprised Jay Thompson got taken off the GB national team but cutting Sam Oldham when he’s still on his way back from injury seems pretty harsh :(”