Author: Gymnastics Fans' Confessions

“simone could probably buy mary bono with the …

“simone could probably buy mary bono with the money from her nike endorsement alone”

“Kara Eaker would be my favorite to win the …

“Kara Eaker would be my favorite to win the beam title this year if she didn’t have all those ring leaps in her routine. She has such beautiful work and I hate that her coaches are fucking her over with bad routine construction.”

“As part of the “it makes me sad that all meda…

“As part of the “it makes me sad that all medals go to Simone even though she’s great” club, I NEED her to win Vault gold this worlds. Her new vault is amazing!!!”

“I love how much support Simone is getting for…

“I love how much support Simone is getting for calling out USAG, and I hope people will support any athlete who does the same thing regardless of how many medals they have. Simone shouldn’t be the only one with the power to influence USAG just because she’s the GOAT.”

“I bet Team Japan wishes they hadn’t p…

“I bet Team Japan wishes they hadn’t put Uchimura on the team now. Should have gone with Kakeru…”

“I think the other bar workers this year are t…

“I think the other bar workers this year are too good for Simone to have a chance at a medal in it here, but you never know”

“All I want for worlds is beam gold for Kara!”

“All I want for worlds is beam gold for Kara!”

“I’m as annoyed with Nile as anyone, but I’m s…

“I’m as annoyed with Nile as anyone, but I’m still heartbroken for him missing world’s. He should be there.”

“I still can’t get over that Morgan is a world…

“I still can’t get over that Morgan is a world medalist on beam of all events.. and she’s almost definitely no gunna make the final this year.” 

“It’s so annoying that Nile Wilson is out of w…

“It’s so annoying that Nile Wilson is out of worlds now, I wanted to see where he placed for all his bravado on YouTube this past year.”