Category: simone biles

“Let’s pretend that the teams for the …

“Let’s pretend that the teams for the Olympics can have 10 people. My (US) team might be Biles, Hurd, Mccusker, Smith, Lee, Malabuyo, Carey, O’Keefe, Chiles, and Eaker. That would be a busy team final. And let’s not forget our alternates, Wong, Tatum, and Bowers.”

“Skills I want to see Simone do: a 2.5 off b…

“Skills I want to see Simone do: a 2.5 off bars. A 2.5 double twisting layout on floor. A quad twist on floor. And of course the TTY on vault.”

“i want rebeca andrade to go head to head with…

“i want rebeca andrade to go head to head with simone on vault with an amanar + cheng like it would be a battle of stuck landings and utterly iconic”

“laurent better hook simone up with a komova i…

“laurent better hook simone up with a komova ii and a pak + shap ½ by the time tokyo rolls around because she is definitely capable and ready”

“love all theses new skills but godamn if Simo…

“love all theses new skills but godamn if Simone Biles keeps throwing in these crazy ass skills and people try to keep up with her no wonder everybody is injured!”

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“It is not Simones fault that she can win with…

“It is not Simones fault that she can win with two falls. It is the other gymnasts fault because they should step up and raise their difficulty and clean their execution.”

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“been rewatching rio and had a dream kocian …

“been rewatching rio and had a dream kocian won instead of mustafina and everyone was so mad we wrote in aliya for the 2016 election and she ended up winning and nobody cared she wasn’t born in america or didn’t meet the age limit and she chose simone as her vp.”

“i had a dream that simone got inbars.”

“i had a dream that simone got inbars.”